Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
