I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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