why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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