I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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