I didn't shave. On purpose
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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