Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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