she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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