I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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