Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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