What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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