dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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