i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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