HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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