I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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