you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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