chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
