Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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