Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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