Jerry, you need to find god
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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