I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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