Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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