How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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