So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize