loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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