i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
