normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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