They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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