found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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