scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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