Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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