we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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