I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You work out of a Hotel?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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