I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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