Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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