Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
ttyl tear gas
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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