how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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