No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Operation Purity has been aborted
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
tell me about the fingering
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