I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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