Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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