he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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