you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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