Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Drunk is a universal language darling
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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