He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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