Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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