whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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