Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
She told me I should be a condom model.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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