Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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