Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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