I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You pole danced in your parka.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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