And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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