She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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