is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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