my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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