How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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