She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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